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    Divorce:
    Future tense of marriage.

    Cigarette:
    A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

    Lecture:
    An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
    through "the minds of either"

    Conference:
    The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise:
    The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Tears:
    The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power

    Conference Room:
    A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Classic:
    books that people praise, but do not read.

    Smile:
    A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office:
    A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn:
    The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc.:
    A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
    do.

    Committee:
    Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience:
    The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb:
    An invention to end all inventions.



    Diplomat:
    A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    Opportunist:
    A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river

    Optimist:
    A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says
    in midway "See, I am not injured yet."

    Miser:
    A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    Father:
    A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal:
    A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught

    Boss:
    Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Doctor:
    A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

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