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    الصورة الرمزية فيصل التميمي
    فيصل التميمي
    فيصل التميمي غير متواجد حالياً

    عضو متميز

    تاريخ التسجيل: Aug 2006
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    نكتة بالانجليزي

    Good Morning

    In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day.


    The lion thought its prayers were answered when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo.


    The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day.


    On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.


    The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.


    The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, don’t you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering bananas to me?'


    The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle ... but... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! '


    Moral of the Story.... *Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere*

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    مهندس أيمن حسن
    مهندس أيمن حسن غير متواجد حالياً
    مشرف متميز
    الصورة الرمزية مهندس أيمن حسن


    تاريخ التسجيل: Apr 2008
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    وسام مشرف متميز

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    *Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere

    thnx sooooooooooo much

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    الشخيبي
    الشخيبي غير متواجد حالياً
    V.I.P
    الصورة الرمزية الشخيبي


    تاريخ التسجيل: Dec 2005
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    من الملتقى العام...
    بعد إذنك أخي أبو الحلول...

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