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    الصورة الرمزية نوارة
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    for fun to gather

    Hi all.. i have some english jokes

    It's nice and funny .. i hope you read it





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    A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

    Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

    "Wrong number," replied the girl
    .




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    JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
    " TEACHER:" Of course not.
    JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."




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    One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

    He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o

    After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

    a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.

    The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."




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    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

    The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

    One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

    "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher
    .



    Nouara

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    Abo Fares
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    !! ths sister, how hilarious

    :) hope to c u again in other threads in this form













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    مهندس أيمن حسن
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    LOL

    very nice jokes

    thnx noura

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    نوارة
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة مهندس أيمن حسن مشاهدة المشاركة
    LOL

    very nice jokes

    thnx noura

    you are welcome
    thanks for passing



    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة أبو الحلول مشاهدة المشاركة
    !! ths sister, how hilarious


    :) hope to c u again in other threads in this form









    Thank you to my brother
    I'm very happy to be here, but francly i forgot all english wich i learned, then i have some difficult to write
    inchallh i give another threads in this forum


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    Abo Fares
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    [quote=nouara;1051119]
    Thank you to my brother
    I'm very happy to be here, but francly i forgot all english wich i learned, then i have some difficult to write
    inchallh i give another threads in this forum

    [/[/quote

    ok sister :) i know ur good in french more than being good in english.. however, since u once studied ebglish, u could remember it again.. and it's invitation to visit the following thread
    الأمور الأساسية لـ 1-تعلم، 2-تمرس اللغة الإنجليزية..( 123)

    sweeeet regaaards

    :)

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    جسر الأمل
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    thanks but i prefer arabic jokes

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    نوارة
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة أبو الحلول مشاهدة المشاركة
    ok sister :) i know ur good in french more than being good in english.. however, since u once studied ebglish, u could remember it again.. and it's invitation to visit the following thread
    الأمور الأساسية لـ 1-تعلم، 2-تمرس اللغة الإنجليزية..( 123)

    sweeeet regaaards

    :)
    Thanks a lot for your invitation my brother
    :)
    i will try to be always in this forum

    Nouara

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    kamylood
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    So funny .. especially the last one

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    No wonders how languages are very difficult to learn, I sometimes wonder how we manage to communicate at all

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    بةمو
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    good joke!!!!!!!!!!
    thanx alot

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    عبده عبد المجيد
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    very nice jokesthank uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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