The Latest Definitions:
Future tense of marriage.
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either"
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
books that people praise, but do not read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
An invention to end all inventions.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says
in midway "See, I am not injured yet."
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
A banker provided by nature.
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
من مواضيع همس.م :
التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة همس.م ; 2007-05-18 الساعة 01:10 PM