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Types Of Women

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    Types Of Women

    From which kind you are



    HARD-DISK Woman
    She remembers everything, FOREVER.


    RAM Woman
    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


    WINDOWS Woman
    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


    EXCEL Woman
    They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.


    SCREENSAVER Woman
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!


    INTERNET Woman
    Difficult to access.


    SERVER Woman:
    Always busy when you need her.


    MULTIMEDIA Woman
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.


    CD-ROM Woman
    She is always faster and faster.


    E-MAIL Woman
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


    VIRUS Woman
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything



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    مشرف عــــــــام

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    I like this, specially he last one

    [BLINK]VIRUS Woman
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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    أعــــــوذ بالله من نفــــــحة الكبرياء




    http://www.arab-eng.org/vb/uploaded2...1279788629.swf

    "إن العـمل القليل المســتمر خير من العـمل الكثير المـنقطع.."


    حسبنا الله ونعم الوكيل

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    زائر

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    مشكورة كتير
    موضوع جميل جدا و بالفعل ضحكت
    ياريت تعملى انواع الرجال كمان
    جزاكى الله خيرا

    بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم

    يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا إِن تَنصُرُوا اللَّهَ يَنصُرْكُمْ وَيُثَبِّتْ أَقْدَامَكُمْ [محمد : 7]

    صدق الله العظيم

    علي محمد

    اللهم انصر الاسلام و اعز المسلمين







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    RAM Woman

    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
    أعتقد انى من هذا النوع لانى لا اتذكر لاحد ألا الذكريات الجميلة


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